Oh No. My wife beat me up?

Oh no my friend. My wife saw meset from my girlfriend. Haiyoh I forgotten to change my sim card. Die lohh. What I do now? So paining already. Malaysian womans how do I tackle her?Oh No. My wife beat me up?
go buy a chainsaw for her now...Oh No. My wife beat me up?
WHAT??? Speak English Please..............Oh No. My wife beat me up?
Try a banana... or some cherries... but if that fails, try a pointed stick!Oh No. My wife beat me up?
for one thing dont tackle her just go and get another card.Oh No. My wife beat me up?
This is an English speaking site...if you want to speak gibberish..go to the appropriate site.Oh No. My wife beat me up?
And you let her?

Walk away.Oh No. My wife beat me up?
You are a laught a minute aren't you. Turn the other cheek and by a new pair of trainers and run like hell, speaking a proper language may help you with your problems.Oh No. My wife beat me up?
tackle her with kisses and ask her forgiveness you moronOh No. My wife beat me up?
Take your *** beating and quit whining, you wimp !!!

Don't do the crime if you can't pay the price.Oh No. My wife beat me up?
You'd best sulk off and lick your wounds and avoid her at all cost,she may not be done with you yet!Oh No. My wife beat me up?
Put your dic* on the table for her to chop it off.....lolOh No. My wife beat me up?
Throw a mango off a cliff, see if she followsOh No. My wife beat me up?
LOL, tell your girlfriend maybe she'll help, or maybe they will both tag team you.Oh No. My wife beat me up?
If you still want to have girlfriends, why get married so early? Don't play with her feelings ok. Respect your wife .Padan lu punya muka.Oh No. My wife beat me up?
walk awayOh No. My wife beat me up?
You are married and yet you have a girlfriend. No wonder your wife beat you up. I can't blame her.for that.Oh No. My wife beat me up?
Thank her for her devotion to you.Oh No. My wife beat me up?
die loh, i dont know what you talking about. you charm liaoOh No. My wife beat me up?
What on earth is this about! Speak English!Oh No. My wife beat me up?
Aiyoh, so cham hor...



Anyway, tell her its not your girlfriend lah. Tell her that this sim card is second hand when you bought it, so probably someone else would have mistaken it to be the previous owner.



It works all the time :-)



As for the others, why the fcuk are you so mean to my buddy here? Its such a shame...Oh No. My wife beat me up?
I'm sorry but I see this as being a fake question in a fake accent.



Don't you have better things to do? Go wash the car, feed the goldfish or something....Oh No. My wife beat me up?
Well I certainly try to confront her with your verbal skillsOh No. My wife beat me up?
LOL! Good for you.Oh No. My wife beat me up?
go get yourself a prostitue! malaysia has many prostitutes that you wont run out of girls should you ever get rid of your wife.Oh No. My wife beat me up?
Chop her off to 11.. problem solved..



(p/s 18PL)